ISSUE #22: It's finally here! Scuts Revenge.

Saturday, April 13, 2024

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Imagine a Hohman, Indiana, where the snowy glow of holiday lights masks a simmering tale of suspense. This Thursday, we invite you to walk with us down the familiar, frost-lined streets for the premiere of "Scut's Revenge," an alternative storyline where past and present collide with thrilling intensity.

🎞️ Feature Premiere: "Scut's Revenge" - A Journey Through Shadowed Memories

Close your eyes and picture the dimly lit taverns of Hohman, where once the bane of Ralphie's childhood, Scut Farkus, now drowns his sorrows. His badge and bravado stripped away, Scut is a shell of the bully we knew, swamped in the bitter tang of Ovaltine and vodka, a concoction as murky as his future. The ice outside is matched only by the chill in his heart, as the life he knew crumbles like the brittle branches under the winter snow.

Picture him, a specter of vengeance, haunted by the jingle of sleigh bells that now sound like the mocking laughter of a certain bespectacled boy. In every shadow of the alleyways, he sees the ghosts of Christmas past, the sting of defeat at Ralphie's hands igniting a smoldering ember of revenge within him. It's a journey down a snow-covered path twisted by personal demons and a thirst for retribution that blurs the lines of right and wrong.

Will this quest for vengeance lead Scut to the redemption he yearns for, or will it draw him deeper into the icy grip of vendetta? As you immerse yourself in this riveting narrative, witness how one boy's triumph becomes another man's breaking point, setting the stage for an epic showdown that could only unfold in the world of "A Christmas Story."

Join us as we unveil the shrouded tale of "Scut's Revenge," a saga of turmoil and triumph, and discover whether Scut Farkus can rewrite his story or if he is doomed to be trapped in a cycle of revenge forever forged on that fateful snowy day.

As you wander through the chilling tale of "Scut's Revenge," we invite you to ponder the destiny of Hohman's notorious ex-bully. Scut Farkus, once feared, now finds himself teetering on the brink of an abyss created by his own regrets and resentments. Does he choose the path of destruction or seek a road to redemption? Your imagination can steer Scut's journey from here.

What choices will Scut make? What unexpected twists await him around the snowdrift corners of Hohman? And most intriguingly, what happens next? You, the devoted fans of "A Christmas Story," hold the pen that writes the following chapter. Will Scut find solace in the spirit of the season he once terrorized, or will the clink of his glass signal a deepening darkness?

Craft the continuation of Scut's saga and send your speculations our way. Reply with your narrative, and next Thursday, we will weave the best response into the fabric of this ever-expanding storyline. Your voice becomes part of the story, a collaboration as heartwarming and unpredictable as Christmas itself.

Join us in the storytelling tradition of "A Christmas Story," where each of you has the opportunity to shape the legend of Scut Farkus. Let's turn the page together next Thursday and see where our collective imagination takes us!

🍸 Mix of the Week: The Bitter-Sweet Concoction

In honor of Scut's signature tipple, we've concocted the perfect blend of Ovaltine and vodka for those over 21. The Bitter-Sweet Concoction is an ode to the complex flavors of our story's hero—bitter, sweet, and undeniably potent. Find the recipe on our blog and mix your own as you settle in for "Scut's Revenge."

The Bitter-Sweet Concoction Recipe:


  • ​2 tbsp Ovaltine powder
  • 1.5 oz premium vodka
  • Ice cubes
  • Orange peel for garnish


  • ​Chill a shaker with ice cubes.
  • Combine Ovaltine powder and vodka in the shaker.
  • Shake vigorously until well-combined and frosted.
  • Strain into a classic cocktail glass.
  • Garnish with a curl of orange peel for a citrusy zing.
  • Serve immediately and savor a refined taste of nostalgia.

And on a more heartfelt note, let's pay homage to Bob Clark, the visionary who brought "A Christmas Story" to life.

Bob Clark: A Trailblazer of Holiday Cinema

Bob Clark's directorial genius in "A Christmas Story" forever changed the cozy, sentimental holiday-movie genre. In 1983, Clark introduced us to a relatable world of commercialism and candid family life during the Christmas season, seen through the eyes of the determined Ralphie Parker.

Clark's film became a cultural touchstone, shaping our holiday traditions and redefining what a Christmas movie could be. His commitment to authenticity and his gift for storytelling have made "A Christmas Story" a perennial favorite, with lines recited by families across the globe, much like that New Hampshire family overheard by Clark himself.

Tragically, we lost Bob Clark in 2007, but his legacy endures in every frame of "A Christmas Story" and in every laugh shared by those who watch it. As we continue to cherish this masterpiece, we remember Clark for the holiday magic he captured—a magic that continues to reveal new layers of humor and warmth with each passing year.

Let this Thursday be a celebration of creativity, joy, and the indelible impact of Bob Clark's storytelling. Thank you for being an integral part of our "A Christmas Story" family, where the magic of Christmas morning is alive every day.

To Family,
​Yano Anaya (Grover Dill)

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Yano Anaya (Grover Dill)

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